Cows On The Loose

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 12/30/2016 at 23:33 • Filed to: None

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A cattle truck overturned on I-680 near my house last night, freeing a dozen or so cattle to roam the interstate. What followed can only be described as what I would imagine every non-midwesterner thinks Nebraska is like.

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In my opinion, the most amazing thing here is that the local news agencies appear to have avoided using any cow-related puns in their reporting of the story, because that would be an udder embarrassment.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2016 at 23:39

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that driver is going to be facing some reprimands from his mooving company.

TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2016 at 23:41

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You mean it’s not always like that?

DipodomysDeserti > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2016 at 23:41

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Someone call these guys

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2016 at 23:42

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7.8/10 collision too much meat.

pip bip - choose Corrour > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/30/2016 at 23:43

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so you mean Nebraska isn’t like that?

damn!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 12/30/2016 at 23:48

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They’re definitely gonna have some words with him about his misteak.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 12/30/2016 at 23:50

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No sometimes it’s the tractors that block traffic.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/notice-the-name-of-the-highway-1786147876

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/30/2016 at 23:51

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Well I mean apart from when it is in fact like that.

Spridget > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 00:08

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That guy who hit the Nitro was mooving way too fast; I’m sure the Dodge’s insurance company is going to have a beef with him.

Urambo Tauro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 00:09

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Cows or no cows, that crash was totally avoidable.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Urambo Tauro 12/31/2016 at 00:11

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The driver would’ve had to have been looking where he was going for it to have been avoidable.

Urambo Tauro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 00:22

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Exactly.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Urambo Tauro 12/31/2016 at 01:08

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if you arent trying to tweet that there are cows in the road at the same time you are driving yes.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 01:11

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we had a similar thing happen around my house when i was younger only it was just one cow got off on the highway. They tied it to a tree at night and waited to come get it the next day. Thats what happens when you live close to a slaughter house.

sdwarf36 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 08:54

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9 hours-and nobody posted this?

Frenchlicker > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/31/2016 at 10:06

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Look at the bright side, it could have been poultry or swine.